*Insert generic French joke*PARIS, France (AP) -- Pirates seized control of a French cruise ship Friday off the coast of Somalia, France's Foreign Ministry said.
A ministry official said details about the attack were scarce, and it was not clear how many crew members were on board the ship or if there were any passengers.
After careful consideration I have decided that this latest pirate attack is probably a response to Ninja Gaiden: Dragon Sword for the DS by Tecmo. Can't we just end this needless cycle of violence?
And on a more serious note, let's all pray for the French who were captured. They may be French but they're still people. And I'm sure that if my cruise ship was hijacked by pirates, I'd be 1) shocked and 2) wondering how I stumbled into the 1700's.
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